Wide Stylin'

Oh, right. That's just what I was looking for. I dress that ballooned at the hips and puffed out in front like those gigantic aprons of skin that take a abdominoplasty to remove. And the length, please let it hit somewhere other than at the narrow part of the leg, immediately above or below the knee. Choose a more unflattering location for the hemline, s'il vous plait. Then stick the sides up into my armpits so any nervousness I feel at a cocktail party will become noticeable. Oh, and make sure it is difficult to tell from the material sheen if it is a $3k piece from Barneys or something more readily accessible from my local mall's Cache.

I knew a man designed (Martin Grant) it before I looked at the NY Times description.