I'm Just Not Smart Enough To Figure It Out On My Own

I just spent the day at a lecture being told that there is a male brain and a female brain and that despite what I think, never the twixt shall meet. We now, contrary to the level of knowledge I had accepted as acceptable from Margaret Talbot's article, understand the brain fully enough to be able to categorize the genders into two distinct camps. Snip snap, pish posh, off to bed now.

"Honey," I heard as I hung up my apron, "Get me beer."

I have three weeks to learn a foreign language. As much as I would like to get to the bottom of this recent round of hogwash, I'm open to some help.