Overheard Today

Twenty-nine year old son, in earnest, to tiny, timid mouse of a mother: "The police will only come if it is really serious."

Two women walking into drug-store:
"People don't know it but the end is here. It's coming soon."
"You got that right."
"I'm ready."
"I'm ready, too."
"And then you have those that think they are going, but they haven't been chosen. No way."
"You are so right."
"But I am going and you are going. No doubt about it."
"Uhhh hunh."