Never a Player

I think I would be too afraid to play this game. Shadow of the Colossus. I know I would always die. I would get scared when the monster appears on the screen and instead of escaping through expert eye-hand coordination, I would pound the controller like an excited monkey. I don't know why I never really connected with games, but even back when Pac Man was hot, when the munchie guy got close, I lost my composure.

I thought Boing Boing might lead me to a chick gamer site, but further inspection raised suspicions that it was nothing more than stealth marketing for a software company. Joystiq looks like a legit site, just no instruction on handling fear.