Where bad jokes come from

Hey, you have a spelling test tomorrow. You don't know your words by heart?

I don't know those words.

No, I mean you have to be able to spell without looking

Are those words on my list?

Turn off the tv and get over here.

What They Say Notes

"What could we buy Papa so he won't go to Sweden anymore?"

"Relationships are so political."

"No," she said to the clerk on the phone. "'P' as in 'Pig' and 'B' as in 'Big.'"

While comparing Sir Walter Raleigh's poetry to that of George Gascoigne, "It's so obvious."