Funniest Line of the Day

Goes to James Wolcott in a Vanity Fair article about the loss of the truly great stand-up comedians. He described getting an e-mail about coming attractions to a particular theater: "Howie Mandel and Carrot Top. I don't mean to be harshin', but Howie Mandel, Carrot Top? What, no Gallagher?"

I wish I'd said that.
I wish I'd said a lot of what he says. Check out his blog. His chocolate chip reference is gonna stay with me forever.